He's not gay. He just has bad gaydar and he gaydared himself and was wrong.
NEWSFLASH - my freind is drunk and admitted that he hates having sex with dogs. should i help him or let him be??
He also left me a wonderful voice mail..... and is now asking me where the planters peanut guy is.
You should probably go find him.
i just yelled "run, its godzirra!" to an asian kid who looked confused by the tornado alarm test
I had to go to the bank to confirm purchases made on 10/31/09 because they were signed as Lady Gaga
when a 14 year old is judging you, you know you've had too much to drink
you never realize your highschool teachers are real people till you fuck one of them
as he left, i held up my fist and said "pound it out" and he was like "are you serious, we just had sex..."
What's standard gratutity for someone having a miscarriage on stage at a strip club? It's important.
Nope. If I'm going to drive an hour to fuck a teacher, it will NOT be missionary thats for damn sure.
It's really not cool dreaming about going into labor with your ex boyfriends love child as you're sleeping next to him.
your vagina must have magic restorative powers I feel rested and powerful this morning.
Woman at starbucks on her computer with a garbage bag of popcorn and a bottle of lotion. Where are you coming from?!
I'm almost too hungover to function. Got into the wrong car by mistake. there was a rotweiler in it. Thank god he was more confused than i was for a minute.
I got into the shower with my underwear on. I just sat down in the tub and tried to figure out when I lost all control of this hangover.
Plus my dignity needs a night alone with me.... Oh that's right. I lost it last night
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