is it odd that your cat looks tougher than you?
But I'm halfway naked in a seductive pose! I just want to get this right...
and pubic hair rears its ugly head again
For a whole 2 minutes you were convinced you were talking to my voicemail
Long labias. Talking about. Too drunk to explain. Tomorrow.
Just bought an airhorn. Bad things will happen.
Is this a genuine concern or are you just high?
JUST BECAUSE I'M HIGH DOESN'T MEAN ITS NOT GENUINE CONCERN.
I think it was the free bomb shots from the creepy bolivians that sent us over the edge
Tommarow we shall sacrifice the freshmen to the sun god
Our motto for the night: BLACK OUT OR BACK OUT.
That's our motto every night.
Ended up in some house where this dude has a $1200 leopard cat
I just had a flashback to us shaking up Gatorade mix and then inhaling it in your kitchen because it was funny. Now I can't stop laughing in work because that is the stupidest shit.
He showed up with a hearse full of beer and is currently shooting pumpkins with a flare gun. Who gives a shit if he's a furry. We need to party with him more often.
I either have food poisoning or I'm pregnant. Either way, I NEED JESUS!
Well, for starters, you were growling and slurping beer from a puddle on the carpet. Let's all hope that was beer...
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