You were right, I'm so drunk and I want to eat the shit out of my vanilla cupcake candle it smells delish
Experience is the best teacher
saw my dad's penis on the x-ray last night. at least his hip wasn't broken
You guys need to stop introducing me as "the girl you shared"
Day 5 without masturbation. Fat chicks are back on the table
She put up a picture of her grandmother on facebook, looks like the lazy eye runs in the family
She said her hobbies include bangin guys on one night stands and then sending them facebook relationship requests the next morning just to freak em out
He drew a face on his balls with a sharpie. It was like giving head to a unicorn.
I kind of learned that hotels are unnecessary. Boys will just take you home, but that's tough with a group. I believe in us, though.
I tried...failed..now im naked on the futon since clothes are hard.
Is there a special protocol when the stripper has a Boba Fett tattoo?
Want a slice of this weekend's hottest piece of ass?
How can I politely yet provocatively ask you for a cock shot?
My phone keeps autocorrecting to the "st. Natty's Day Parade" and I'm completely okay with that
Question. There's no better feeling than clean shaven balls. Do girls get that too?
The guy who said he's gonna suck your butthole till your face caves in is at Maggie's
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