he's the Salvador Dali of pubic shaving
Courtney? Is that you? I have pictures of this very same night.
i now understand why he chose to have sex with my friend rather then me after lookin in the mirror this morning. and id do the same thing.
someone, somewhere in austin has to have a muppet
Sarah Palin is going to have a show on the discovery channel...Can I get a moment of silence for knowledge?
There's been so much talk around your vagina it's like a local celebrity
Now one day I will be able to tell my children how a drag queen in a gay bar told mommy that bin laden was dead
I think I'm getting too used to throwing up in the reception trash can. It doesn't even phase me anymore
Hey can we break in your window? We need to borrow the dog.
Good afternoon everyone! Just texting to inform you that Andrew, your emotionally detached man-whore, will be back starting this weekend. Please RSVP.
Any day that has a special name thats capitalized means you need to need to call in sick and get day drunk. That's why they are there.
An old white couple caught us smoking the foot long. THE LOOK ON THEIR FACES.
Your boobs stole my birthday thunder!
Partying with my eighth grade history teacher I know you're jealous
i can eat my weight in tater tots. don't test me, bitch
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