How drunk are you??
I'm flawless.
Having him eat chocolate out of you is not as romantic as it sounds. I'm still finding pieces.
he was pretty good aside from the whole putting his tongue on my butt thing
there are way too many $1s in my wallet for last night to have been 'tame'
Well, as a member of the greater american southwest gay community I just have to mark this as a total loss and you will be missed.
u r missing out we r watching a tranny direct traffic in a gstring
I said geronimo as I came I'm not sure if he appreciated the doctor who reference or was just confused
I'm a complete klutz, especially when I get excited. I pee a lot too. I'm like a puppy except I don't pee in the floor.
HIS NAME IN MY PHONE IS JOSHUA DREAMCHASER I CAN NOT
NO SHAME NOVEMBER
I sang Seal's Kiss From a Rose to my quesadilla
They had an Olympic theme party at her work yesterday. She brought home her fake gold medal and hung it on my cock after she rode me.
I cannot handle Xanax... I just turned my computer on and I googled how to work YouTube
There were a lot of gay moments in between the Strippers and coke
i told her we had a class about unicorns together. i'd say it was a good night
Just a heads up that Dad just brought home a new Porsche and the sales girl he bought it from.
Umm okay. What are they doing?
They’re in the hot tub
Can I get divorced when I grow up?
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