i just looked up and i was like omg ballsack and then i didnt know what to do
Don't pass out before midnight like you did last year. See how much your year sucked
I am wasted and people are fist pumping. This should not happen on the west coast.
there is mayo everywhere what the fuckkkk
Sober me does NOT approve of what went on in my pants last night.
What are you doing and how can I add sex in there
I'm watching him slurp a whole mango out of her hand. It's disturbingly arousing.
Somehow those two combined like captain planet and shit went haywire
This guy is clearly nuts his idea of a hangover cure is a six pack poured into a camelpack then hiking 3 miles with a weighted vest. He said "learned it in the army i guess drink beer beat the heat"
It was a great idea until we got stuck in a ditch. We had to call redneck cousin 1
17. The number of times my one night stand told me he loved me.
So i had a feeling this dude with one leg in a wheelchair was following me around Walmart turns out I was right. He just asked for a picture of my feet.
i mean i let him but still...
We were having sex and he started doing some weird swivel move. I was like wtf and he said sorry just trying to pop my knee.
You talk the same way I hallucinate.
I see more hoeing in ur future
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