Umm I'm too high to move.
Apparently he doesn't remember leaving the bar
If I spent $100 at the bar and didn't get laid I wouldn't want to remember anything either
My RA tried to compliment my pong tables design after he confiscated it
don't get me wrong, i love how you're fun and free spirited. but there are some situations...like shooting down a bottle of sambuca standing in the shallow end topless surrounded by my friends
I don't remember. I remember laying in the trunk of a car. For hours.
He made me hold his dick and say "I solemnly swear that I'm up to no good"
It's like a new game! Find out if he's circumcised without actually seeing it
We established that I was in 5th grade when she was in her final year of grad school. Her daughter is also in 5th grade.
you were crying saying "if you love me you will find me a loaf of bread"
Omg how many tall cans is too many tall cans for 1 pm
The night got interesting when the random guy next to us handed us a bottle of champagne and the rest of his ciroc bottle. When we asked why he did it, he proceeded to point at his friend who face planted the floor.
There is a time and place for BDSM, in-between disney sing-alongs is not one of them.
Smoking a bowl and ordering Dominos, you want in on either, both, or none?
So I hung out with an australian but woke up with a British man in my bed does that make me culturalized
Her pegging playlist is all heavy metal so stay away if you wanna keep your ass intact
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