i wish you could fill a pinata with booze
I left when they started reinacting what appeared to be a jerry springer episode
We folded our dollar bills into airplanes. This really makes the strippers work for it. Like air miles.
med student doing my blood work at the AIDS clinic just hit on me after I told him i was having unprotected sex, but didn't think i had HIV.
If I remember who won the superbowl tomorrow morning.. I think I'm just going to quit drinking. There really won't be a point anymore
I'm trying not to drink. I may fall down if I move. This is bad. I had everclear before the bar. Oh no. Oh no. Breathe. Breathe. Breathe.
When you guys came back from the bar, I thought everyone was a T-Rex - Thats why i was hiding under the table. Never doing shrooms with Drunk people again
Just witnessed my roommate pick her nose and eat it in her sleep. Remember, you made out with that.
It was kinda hard to explain to his wife why there was chocolate syrup on the ceiling.
I feel like our lives always have been and always will be a never ending drunken rampage full of pregnancy scares and lost brain cells
well at least now you can say you got an STD from the frontman of a band no one's heard of
fuck you.
No, the high point was when you stood on a chair and shouted you were the god of tits and wine.
Wow. I hope you were either doing that in your sleep or blacked out. You threw up then covered yourself in duct tape... i wish i got that on camera
he's fucking insane. he's worse than me. is that even possible? I'm only with him because his dick is huge. I need Jesus.
Wrong Cuomo but I had a dream last night in which I was very sexually attracted to Chris
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