I've been awake for 20+ hrs. What does that mean? I just realized if BSB were Twilight characters, Brian would be Jake and Howie would be Edward based on the video for "Everybody". That's unsettling.
It's unsettling that you took the time to think about that.
please take me off your list of people to text when you don't want to drink by yourself.
there comes a time in a mans life when you ask yourself, will i fake love for blowjobs? and the answer is always yes
she was sobbing drunk in the backseat about her dead cat and how the guy in the front seat didn't want to hook up with her
I found out during it when he said "my girlfriend never does this" so he's all to blame, I had no idea until half way through.
I don't want to get into details but it feels like there was a bear mauling involved. A very good bear mauling.
Just found a condom on my floor from last weekend. 2/2. The scavenger hunt is over.
sex on the stairs. not our finest idea.
Do you think next time you could control the yawn? Kind of a buzzkill to be mid-orgasm and see you yawning over there.
Can we just talk about how I wrote out all the stuff I had to do this week and for Thursday it says "drink and cry"? ...I don't remember putting that but it sounds like something I would do
I was so high I didn't realize I'd put on someone else's bra. I thought my boobs had shrunk.
Also, do you have any insight as to WHY I have a note saved from the 17th of June that reads *clears throat*, "you got that swanky blues libido"
He texted me "sup", so I sent him that gif of the surprised guy and apparently it offended him
We told him to puke in the Denny's parking lot or we wouldn't be his friend anymore. So he did. He wasn't even drunk.
His mom knocked on the door during morning sex because we were being too loud...now i have to meet her for the first time
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