is he apposed to sex in general? or just porch sex?
I know I said that I'd stop dating 20 year olds... but at least this one's not my student...
There's nothing worse than waking up naked on the beach covered in sand and a family walking by.
No big deal, we were just two friends having sex. It's perfectly normal we don't remember. Water under the sex bridge,
I think I'm going to make a pina klonopin before class.
God that barista is texting me bout his life like i care i mean dude just hook me up with free coffee thats why i gave you my number
You were dancing with his friend and you stopped to literally push the girl he was dancing with out of the way to make out with him
the whole bar just wished me luck with my booty call tonight
the day has come. I have finally reached the point in my life where I just don't give a fuck about anything anymore. it's beautiful!
I feel like every young boy's first wet dream is too have sex with the Pink Ranger. I am now fulfilling that dream for one man. I am a hero.
Would it be playing god to put spaghetti on my pizza?
If I was a guy I'd keep a condom in my pocket, in my wallet, in my backpack, in my car, in my shoe, behind my fucking ear
If we were unicorns we would fly together. Like in a pack. A pack of flying unicorns
its Niagara falls. its like international waters. You can get away with anything there
she prefaced telling me she was pregnant with "houston, we have a problem"
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