fine then we can just have courtesy sex i definetly won't like it
I'm pretty sure there's seven mailboxes in the bathtub...
does it still count as break up sex if it's 4 months later? sorry i'm just looking for an excuse to fuck him.
we made out at a charity event. really i was helping the fight against aids...
doing laundry. just found my fishnets from Friday. the ENTIRE crotch is torn out. guess that answers the "did we have sex in the cab" question.....
Today's hangover is a "wear sunglasses while pooping in the dark" kind of day
Oh my god I peed in a park last night and then tried to set off fireworks with a group of middle-aged men
Hahaha wear something that says i'm here to party but wont go farther then a handjob.
They said I was more of a mess than the German. I have achieved the unachievable, you may bow down to me
Im legit just salty with everyone who has a penis right now
Honestly the prospect of dick really lifts a girl's spirits
Look, road flare archery was agreed on. We both accepted it was a shit idea sober, but did it drunk anyway.
Not only did I sleep with the guy but I think I may have called my work and quit to go work for him.
if they didn't want us to do blow at uni, why would they make textbooks so smooth?
Apparently I have a "problem" because I enjoy doing bong rips in the shower
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