NEED BACKUP we are in the kitchen arguing about who would win in fight against lil Wayne and snoop dog
i wonder what thom yorke's orgasms sound like
you were holding her hair as she threw up saying "I'm going to be a great doctor" repeatedly.
I assume you will show your seat mates your vibrating cock ring.
Tim john just told us the story about him losing his virginity at 14 during church on the emergency exit staircase. This is day drinking?
Update. He just picked me up and tried to demonstrate
I was ashamed to still be in my green tank this morning, but there's a guy here in full on bright green pants and a green blazer. He looks like the lucky charms guy stretched out at drunker than usual. Now, I fade into the background.
And my only real exposure to Russian culture is you and Internet porn.
oh you know, the usual stuff. getting kicked out of bars and sleeping in cars.
We had sex on roll out bean bag chair, and then proceeded to sleep with a blanket with dolphins on it. Happy birthday to me.
The fact that it was "anything but a cup" now explains the cowboy boots and fishbowl aftermath at the apartment.
I mean, you got a giant dick. I've seen lawn gnomes that are smaller.
Amanda, I can 99.9% assure you i'm probably never going to bang your mom
I DON'T LIKE THAT SENTENCE
How many hotdogs are you going to eat today?
THE LIMIT DOES NOT EXIST.
We only initially bonded over boobs and sarcasm
Just so we're clear, drunk and naked is not appropriate attire for Thanksgiving. Do it this year and Grandma will ban you for life.
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