Could you please tell me why If you were a 21 year old man why you would want to sleep with a girl who has tinkerbell bedding?
It was amazing what she could do with her one good arm.
We basically counted to 3 and then dumped each other.
i just woke up and "where the fuck is taco bell" was in my search engine...
I almost didn't wake up for my first day of work. The 3rd bottle of champagne was a mistake. And the 2nd bottle of wine after that was probably excessive
yup. cregs moms pubic hair is still glued to the celing
You really need to get over the whole "jail" thing. Its really not that bad.
Stop giving guys blow jobs because you're no good and it's messing up my sex life. Word gets around & then they think it's me and don't believe me when I say I have a twin. Learn to stuck dick right.
I think the 8 yr old is hitting on me and they just prayed for the salvation of third world countries
Um went out in San Francisco last night and ignored someone hitting on me. So they bit my arm. Lmfao PLEASE TELL ME THIS ISNT THE SINGLE LIFE
Just Peed in a cup for my country. Fighting the good fight.
I have blood and BBQ sauce all over my shirt. I blame you for the blood.
dude can you explain to me why i woke up on your sisters floor with moutain dew and chips everywhere
i dont know im at your house.
Please come pick up your twin. She's tap dancing in her underwear and that's not how you want yourself represented.
I know you would never do it--but if I ever walk into your house and find a "live love laugh" ANYTHING, I will commit you to an asylum. If it is a vinyl decal adhered to the wall, I will just smother you myself.
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