I mean a good dj is a huge turn on
Ummmm I went to see who was upstairs, he was the only one in his room so we had sex while the travel channel played in the background.
Oh good. Romantic. Still, I'm jealous of the sex.
Probably not, since he made me promise not to tell anyone it only lasted ten seconds.
Hurry up I might actually study if I am left alone
shes the kind of girl that would cock block endangered pandas
I found the hair cut I want on the girl in the porno I'm watching. now really sure how to show my stylist.
thanks for not telling him i named my trumpet after his dick
He was kissing me at red light while his penis was in an aluminum beer bottle peeing..
It was a great idea until we got stuck in a ditch. We had to call redneck cousin 1
The world is a different place when I'm actually having sex
This is the drunkest I've ever been at a chili's
Who breaks their ankle the day before a beach wedding? This guy. Maybe this is karma for fucking someone's wife? Idk.
Jessica just ate her lipstick. That's how the night is going
My sex life reached a new low tonight: we stopped into this bar so I could pee and when I got out of the bathroom my parents had ordered a round for us and this traveling nurse they met and were trying to run game for me. Saddest part? She was actually going for it.
Partying with my eighth grade history teacher I know you're jealous
5 am booty call not ok. The fact I actually went over definitely not ok. My vag needs to learn some control.
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