Hey, do you have a beer bong you could drop off at my little brother's place?
I'm in your bed right now
Okay meet you there give me 10
Don't think you can make me leave either
Give me ten I ha e to be ******'s wingman I want you
This is how I know I have no life... Jon and Kate are my emotional roller coaster.
Correction, I've been on a lot of dates and a lot of dicks
if i were reduced to my simplest elements, i would be jizz and glitter.
Your braces fetish is going to end up biting you in the dick.
Interesting preview of what next year will be like. Side note, missing a chunk of flesh from my middle finger.
just a question.. totally understand if you dont know what im talking about.. but.. do you have my funnel? i think i tucked it in to your bed last night.
Someone else needs to become the bad example in our group
But you wear shame so well
She had forties taped to her hands and was trying to give him a hand job while he was passed out, with everyone in the living room.
DONT EVER DUNK OREOS INTO WINE . NEVER
It's truly amazing how much porn I can get in while my phones at 1% battery life.
Dude, please tell me you know why there's a naked chick asleep outside my room.
Yeah and you keep saying "I know how to win America." While running away from us
I didn't even get crazy off of the coke so everything's fine. Also, I think I might have killed my aunt's dog..
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