if by 'bottleservice' you mean 'bringing beers in my purse' then yes, we are.
i am YELPING strip clubs. This is interesting.
Her name is Sherri and her sister's are Brandy and Champagne. Of course I want to meet her parents.
I had to hold off a girl who was trying to check your pulse while you were passed out. She kept screaming that she was a nursing major and needed to make sure you were alive.
You have to come over we all bought drinking hats. Mine has a turtle on it. Side note: somehow someone got their hands on 50 candied apples and we need to eat them...
I can't wait till you move in so I can stop drinking alone.
it's a Wednesday?
:)
I feel like the other woman.
You ARE the other woman.
My body is a temple...that happens to be able to get me free Patron shots at the bar
Btw... when someone is licking your balls, "yeah... that's not the worst thing in the world" is not an appropriate compliment/thank you.
I finally got out of bed at 8:30pm and my little brother informed me that I had cereal stuck to my back. I'm going to smoke a cigarette and go back to sleep.
Where's the chopping off someone's balls emoji
I'm having a hard time eating my sandwich knowing how many different buttholes my hands were in last night.
What's the world record for number of orgasms reached on ones birthday? Asking for a friend.
Welp, no use in crying over spilt milk. I can't unbang her.
The covid immunization shot lady also sold me a mondo bag of really good pot.
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