Done. Eyebrows are waxed, entire body shaved
i went to toss her salad and she had a toilet paper clinger on one of the hairs
dude sorry about putting my finger in your butt last nite i was wasted and thought it was mine
Just saw a crackhead get taken down by pd in the canal. Its offically spring
im about 40 per cent sure i invited the bouncer to our pajama party next weekend...
Our suitemates are shrooming again. I left a less colorful dress hanging on the door, change before you come in because purple is making Maeve cry.
He got thrown out for leaning over the bar topless and pouring himself some beer while singing the james bond song
They got me high and left me at the mall with a giftcard for $400. I need an adult.
there is a video of me on Facebook getting mad at a trash bin what the fuck was in your Pepsi
She bought my penis dinner and beer last night. Her words
Don't laugh, but I might need some advice on how to ride a crooked dick.
You drink too much. You cuss too much. You have questionable morals. You're everything I've ever wanted in a friend.
hooked up with him and then had a conversation with his ex about how we hate people who hook up with our exs...
I need an honest answer, no judgements. Would it make me a bad person if I fucked the other twin?
Woke up with a $100 bill from the Philippines in my bra & an unopened box of sour patch kids next to me. I have some questions.
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