If penises could fly, my ass would totally be an airport.
Just saw a picture of your new tub, cant wait to pee in it
My mom just asked me if I was gay in front of my gf
i will be blacked out in the shower. come get me. 20 mins.
Any coincidence your getting married tomorrow and it's the most predicted day for the rapture? Just saying
I love your family. Oh. And on a completely unrelated note, I know where we can steal a dog.
Hold on I'm doing something revolutionary that blossomed from a high idea
I feel like you just railed me after that sext
I just realized that every possible way I walk to campus I walk by the house of someone I slept with
she's p upset bro
Where is he. I have a sword.
Where the hell did you pick this girl up? She just licked my cat and stole our last poptart.
It's a beautiful day to be high as fuck
a victory without nudity is not really a victory
I wonder if the sex shop has any Black Friday deals.
It's a draw. You need to settle it in Smash, Soul Calibur, and/or rock-paper-scissors, the last of which Steve claims is bullshit.
Randomize
