It's refreshing to see you in something that is stained with something other than vomit and spilled alcohol.
He just called shotgun on the way to the squad car.
ive come to the point where weve hung out more times sober than drunk. i think im growing up. fuck.
So even though we broke up apparently according to my voice mail you still like me, with smurfs while riding on a boat.
Who the hell poured a whole pouch of Capri Sun down my throat last night?
It's official drugs can't kill me
I vaguely remember trying to exfoliate my face with your leg hair. Sorry about that.
why does drunk me think that doing things like throwing up on my desk and all over my 15 page lab report is okay
Sometimes i think i need to stop drinking because i can't afford losing so many panties anymore
I DONT HAVE A FUCKING JOB RIGHT NOW. DO YOU THINK I HAVE TIME TO WASTE GOING BACK AND FORTH WITH SOMEONE WHOS LYING, ABOUT LYING, AND JUST BEING A LIAR? HONESTLY, YES I DO HAVE TIME. BUT I HAVE A FUCKING LOT BETTER THINGS I COULD BE WASTING MY TIME DOING. LIKE ORGANIZING MY POKEMON CARD COLLECTION.
Well I've decided to refuse to conform to society and be naked the rest of the day.
only you would understand that I was talking from the perspective of my boobs
The worst part is there are all kinds of happy creatures out here like fucking snow white and i'm sitting in semi-dead grass, hungover with a burnt butt
totally just bought a bottle of gin with nothing but change
don't ever let anyone tell you that youre not 100% class
I am mildly hung over. Decided pants are very unnecessary right now.
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