what's Bukake?
a bad idea.
So I went out tonight...met a guy who slightly resembled my dad,huge creeper, he asked me to "hang out" so I gave him my moms number since he was more her type:)
redhead is getting on the bull...again red head is getting on the bull!
they said they heard you say put it in my butt
All was going smooth until he pulled a condom out of his collection he kept in a Cheesy Gordita Crunch Box from Taco Bell.
I think it is impossible 2 take a person seriously when their last name is Pancake
Housekeeping called in a homicide detective. Just spent an hour explaining that we had vigorous hotel vacation sex five times, even though I was having a heavy flow day. It'll definitely be what you call a memorable honeymoon.
Numbies before the dentist, such a good idea.
We kept trying to bring you to the hospital but you had a tantrum and kept saying you would never be Miss America
My eyes feel like they're throwing up and I am the only human on campus
He is peeing inside and sticking up for himself. Those are two of the four signs of the apocalypse.
Jäger goes great with personal crises and receding morals...
Shroomed with my best friend'a dad at his wife's surprise birthday party so you can say I have experience in the field
Has anyone heard from Jamie or has she actually just been having sex for 48 hours?
she crossed my comfort zone...i thought i was a freak
said the guy with a pink sex swing...
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