I puked while I was brushing my teeth this morning and had to get a new tbrush
Ew, did you brush them again?
Yeah but i puked on the new one and decided to give up...failure
its summer. and we all know college gfs do not count in summer.
college gfs dont count ever. theyre like getting corn rows in jamaica. you feel cool at the time. then you go home and people make fun of you.
Yeah, she'd be cute...but she has faith. It's a problem down south.
You look just like Jennifer Aniston on food.
Did I tell you that you looked cute last night? I looked at the pictures. I lied.
I may be in pain from falling off the roof but getting to the morning roof keg was well worth it.
I don't want to have to force feed him my vagina!!
No no, there's drunk and then there's 'spooning with lawn gnomes' drunk.
Remember when puke and rally meant a good time? Fuck pregnancy
Sexting across continents is really a perfect example of how far technology has come.
They've taken all the lighthearted fun out of S&M.
I don't care that he's really strong. I need him to make me cum not fix my back problems
Chick in the kitchen making breakfast.. Yours or mine?
why is there a porcupine in the kitchen
I miss your drunken presence, and strong odor of hard liquor and potent weed.
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