Dude, Erin Andrews has a nude video circulating the internet.
Is it any good?
Let me put it this way: I bet Stuart Scott's lazy eye went straight after watching that.
just got off the metro to throw up and got back on like it ain't no thang
really making moves this morning i see
She trust falled out of a window. It was like that scene from A Little Princess but with a lot more blood.
I'll probably regret it tomorrow. But right now, accepting this $2000 credit card so that I can finance booty calls from across the united states sounds like a golden idea.
omg. MEgabus. stoned.
Theres these two guys talking.
I know. I told you I'm a mess. She had weird nipples. I almost lost an eye to one.
I'm at a nursing home getting weed. Lol when times are tough, things tend to get a lil weird
WHY AM I THE ONLY ONE CONCERNED ABOUT THE SEAGULL IN THE OVEN
Word my sister pulled through for me and brought vodka shooters for the plane. its about to be a sloppy 4 hours
She showed up after 3 hours and proceded to make us all feel like resonable human beings. I dont know how she did it but she did it.
Phil and I agree that the level of sand in your vagina rivals that of many of the earth's largest deserts
We sexted for four hours straight. Is this really what my life has come to?
DETAILS
long story
just tell me the parts i wanna hear
weed, brooklyn, rough sex.
when you shit yourself on the way to school its time to give up and go home
Angels sing when his face is between my thighs. I came 3 times before he even came up for air.
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