He should be on Bizare Foods after who he ate last night
right before he came he said "im ganna fill your stocking" nothing like holiday spirit!!
I like that we make it a requirement to howl at the moon every time we get drunk together.
Can you explain to me later why there's a pirate hat in my bathtub
5am update: in a toga seeing triple made out with both sexes
I'm about to pick up E from underneath a random doormat.......how is this remotely normal?
there isn't one for "I'll give you an I'm sorry blowjob" but that's also an option you have. in the meantime here is an emoticon of a caterpillar
Also. I plan to spend time with you at boomers, high, teaching ourselves how to pee standing up.
I'll be there in spirit. Right there in your vagina.
I've decided he is effectively a mouth, hands and cock held together by bad ideas and compliments, and I'm OK with that.
He carried you out but the best part is you kept saying "can't I keep dancing" as you were gushing blood
You owe me beer. On another note, I made out with the ups guy at work today ....
No one wanted to hang out so vodka and I are hanging out
Do you find Darth Vader masks attractive?
May I the honors of taking your dick tonight?
The honor would be all mine.
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