Letd wlk him
Lrtd walek hime
Lets wlk home,,,ther we go
how much land on farmville do you have now? i sold all my shit to make room i need more money... these animals need to know I'm running a business not a charity.
What is an appropriate "thanks for saving my life" gift? I don't have any experience with this.
He's cheating on his wife, and he's judging me for eating McDonalds
At least I can pee in a cup like a champ at this point
Hot Italian guy literally came into my logic class just to get my number to study with me and left. America.
I dunno if you guys are having weird sex or a most accurate bird sound contest but either way stop doin it
Might as well permanently tattoo lush somewhere on my body and show it to people when I decide to drink so they won't serve me.
Please tell me last night did not happen and there is another reason why my phone smells like ranch sauce ahahah
I'm eating tortillas right now. Like not cooked tortillas. Someone is playing the guitar. Man with bandana.
I DID MY EXPERIMENTING. FOUR YEARS OF IT. IN HIGH SCHOOL.
...is this motivational speaking, or sexting? It's getting hard to tell.
If you keep giving me that glorious dick ill bake you some cookies
I just need a big sign that says no more penis please hanging over my head at all times
Three cheers for handling my crush on my boss in an entirely reasonable manner, by having a threesome with my coworkers.
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