He just refered to Steak and Shake as "a good place for couples". I will definitely not be shacking tonight.
How much explanation does bbqsexapalooza need?
omg. he's a virgin strip club employee who's going to college on a ping pong scholarship. this is unreal.
its impossible for me to find something that fits my tits my muffin top and my ass all at the same time
No, I stopped taking my meds because I like crazy me better
Oddly enough when I decided to stop whoreing myself out... I lost most of my companionship.
He leaned out the window to puke right as the fan for the ac turned on. All of it blew back up into his face.
She hash tagged the word blow job in her text. Tonight's going to be good.
Do you think he feels stupid trying to bang girls with his small penis? I'd be embarrassed.
Remember that time I got suspended in eighth grade, well it was like that but I was on acid and wearing goggles
I love 3rd shift and working at a hotel I just had a late night booty call while I was getting paid..could life get any better??
He handed me a beer to drink as he went down on me. I want to keep him
I need to stop agreeing to hang out with people when I'm drunk.
I'm surprised this is your first encounter with pepper spray. surprised, and somewhat proud.
He pulled out the guitar, sat in tub, and took requests while she puked her brains out in the toilet. I think he loves her.
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