I changed my mind about Tim Gunn. I like him now. Mostly because he said someone's dress looks like a gay t-rex. Or something.
question: from what angle do you give a hand job. im confused..
I just made a milkshake without a blender... thats determination
They called me at 5 AM saying they had a present for me
I gave an inspirational speech to a bum and called a bride ugly at her wedding reception.
The narcoleptic neighbor conked out while taking her dog out again. Drinking game based on what the dog does and how long she's out. You in?
Another reason why I like dubstep now, it makes me feel even higher than I already am.
the worst part was waking up this morning to his skrillex ringtone.....when was it ever okay for friends to let other friends go home WITH GUYS LIKE THAT!?
Major win last night. I traded my roommate two cigs for a six pack and a bag of beef jerky. This has been a Brian weekend update
I couldn't stop laughing at the fact he was cutting lines with a sears card. What 24 year old has a sears card?
I spent half an hour sculpting my pubes into a perfect triangle of really short hair, and the first thing he said when he saw it was "Don't you think you need a shave?"
Have you considered sword swallowing? Something about that bj tells me you could make a it a career.
You're like my little fucked up version of the groundhog seeing its shadow, only it's boobs and warm weather.
Dude come over...were drunk and I'm holding a T-shirt gun and discovered beer cans are the same size as rolled shirts.
I woke up and there is a small Irish man playing call of duty in my room. Discuss.
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