No shame. Just smoked a bowl with a Norwegian. Feels like something to cross off a list.
He gave her the shocker .. I didn't know people really did that.
This is going to be the summer remembered forever as the giant 3 month long mushroom trip.
Just bought koolaid for my vodka in a DARE shirt with my NES wallet. I'm everything I thought I'd be when I was 8.
Except even better, boobs get discounts.
Revised rule: don't put your dick in the general vacinity of mental instability.
Not even dry humping. Not even a little bit.
Boobs are out for the taking
Dude, you kicked in the door to get to a six-person orgy while yelling "I JUST WANT TO LEARN!!"
I told her I was going to sleep early last night. I probably should not have sent that snapchat of us playing beer pong.
FUCK and YOU. times 10. To infinity and beyond. You bastard. Worst. Cockblock. Ever. I'm going to nail your sister.
We're the worst. Two people without their shit together do not make a functional adult.
I'm trying to find a place to hide weed in my mother in law's house...
Married life problems?
He literally knows my vagina better then I do.
he just got here with a handle of tequila and box of condoms. looks like i'll be spending the weekend in bed
It was kind of like hidden Mickey ears, but with dicks.
Did a 4 pm walk of GLORY the next day.
Randomize
