We started making out, then he decided to get naked, put on a condom, and proceed to dry hump my leg, sweat pants and all, until he blew his load. I thought this was college. I immediatly left claiming I can't sleep in other people's rooms. He didn't even bother taking off my hoodie.
eww mummy girl is here...
what the fuckk. i just want to hold her down, wax her eyebrows, and give her some morals.
he said I was the best sex he's ever had, handed me a burger king crown and told me to take my walk of shame with pride
Why would vodka do this to me? I've always been loyal
Speaking of morons, I just found half a Subway sandwich in the bathroom drawer You or your brother?
Totally using formspring as an incognito way of making sure that girl from last night wasn't jailbait.
Got home. Hugged Mom. The look on her face indicated she noticed nipple rings.
Just thought to myself "I should practice shotgunning a beer before Wednesday." I don't think my GPA is going to like this semester.
It's just one of those nights that , as long as you have the drugs, everything is going to be alright.
Well, when he's back from China he's probably gonna be pissed I used the spare key he gave me to prove to everyone I'm fucking an NBA player. We took all his booze too.
How can I not totally like a guy that told me my boobs were too big for me to be taught how to play golf?
He left for work so I drank pickle juice from his fridge
My heart says buy the granny panties, but my vagina says don't throw in the towel yet.
Today some guy at work told me I had the nicest hair he's ever seen and my response was "thanks I grew it myself". This is why I'm single.
We should get drunk in walmart
when?
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