I know, he also has a fancy car to make up for his tiny penis
I haven't been laid since Bush was president.
wtf he couldnt undo my bra, i asked him if it was his first time and he said "with a girl? yeah"
Maybe she gives good head
A girl who still calls a dick a "wiener"cannot possibly give good head
I just caught Brandon licking the fake chocolate on a smores ornament
In times of desperation, never...NEVER put green apple scented hand sanitizer on your vagina.
But he's not just anonymous male genitalia anymore. I've met him, I've seen his face.
Did you really get up in the middle of a tattoo to go get Taco Bell?
I'm coming right back.
I'm tired of the topic. I sent him a pic of my vagina to change it.
For an hr, you were convinced you no longer had a right arm so you played Super Mario Bros with just your left hand vs Beth. You won btw, mite b why she refused to wear the unicorn head
I know he's gay. But if he touches my vagina I'm human centipeding his face. Sorry not sorry
I'm drunk enough to know I'm texting you and sober enough to know what I'm saying to you
I'm too drunk to explain this to you. It's too hard.
I just traded sex to frolic with a box of husky puppies. Is this rock bottom?
Adderall went through the wash. Took it anyway. Wish me luck.
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