Well how sick are u. Ive got a good immune system.
I was rubbing the clit just like wikipedia told me to.
i now have a sippy cup solely for the purpose of drinking alcohol out of...am i an alcoholic?
...and all my boxers are outside in the snow because????
You three are like the Bermuda Triangle for morals.
I wanna thank you for having such slutty friends growing up. Your a great little sister
his dad came out and found me sleeping indian style on the couch with my cup balancing on my boobs. didn't spill a drop.
Nypd just made jon and hayes chug their forties.
I walked in and you were laying on the floor bleeding everywhere half asleep half crying and moe was at the kitchen table eating frozen pizza refusing to acknowledge you. What a sight.
I think i morst likely have 95 %patulas for hands and probably i also went to eGypt with so manyfriends. We laids in the sarcaphoguses.
You sound pretty unsure about all of this.
He walked into the bar right as I was licking the shotglass clean. We made eye contact for way too long..
You know our reunion in two weeks shall be a drunken bikini clad magical adventure right
sending him nudies in gran's hospital bathroom. you?
Considering we almost incited a riot on behalf of LGBT rights I have to say that was the best time for our moral compass to turn south.
He was calculating the number of ceiling tiles when I was on top it was fucking rain man.
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