We did like every position then did it again this morning. Something about him being the little boy i used to make sand castles with just made it way hotter.
well done
tonight is proof that a xbox 360 will always be more reliable than a girl ever will
and a girl gets the red ring of death every month
Just so we both are on the same page, I have no solid plans as to where I'll be sleeping tonight.
I'm bakin' bread in my pussy!
What?
I have a yeast infection.
just got my tax refund and at bell. how do you say i want a grand worth of 5 layer burritos in spanish?
Dude also, my grandma got me condoms for easter and kind of winked. I don't know what to think
i know this sounds kinda weird but his cock smelled like fabric softener. it was so refreshing.
We would have taken you home with us, but you were outside the bar measuring a randoms stream of piss by walking along side it... you said you were only at 32 feet and it still had a couple of grooves to hit.
If we can only get laid once in a blue moon, apparently this will be our month.
Two run-ins with cops/park rangers tonight and now I'm just wandering around high and shirtless
Sacramento doesn't deserve you
I'm just going to eat my milkshake, watch teen wolf, masturbate, and lament my inability to form meaningful relations with men who aren't gay
Nothing. Its like my body doesn't know how to function on a Saturday when its not hungover and/or still drunk.
after that bj i gave him, i could fucking punch his mom and he wouldn't give a shit
Just come here quick. I'm home in 3min. It will take you literally less than 5 to walk. Then 2 to undress, 16 to fuck, 2 to dress again and 5 to walk back..!!
exactly 16 eh??
Just do what I do and listen to your vagina. She’ll growl when she smells good dick
Randomize
