Kroger has a sale on economy packs of some ridic brand of condom with a smiley devil heart on it $4.99 for 24
Sounds like a baby waitign to happen
Its ok relax. i can tell ur gonna start raggin. talk 2 u next week
Instead of asking if I had a condom she literally said " I'm not on the pill but I'm pro choice... your move"... I'm in love
I don't care. He smelled like a fucking chilli cookoff
Apparently one comment in my womens studies class cockblocks yourself for an entire semester.
how bad is she
captain morgan with tits
I think I'm just going to up-end a bottle of wine and look through pictures of what my life used to be.
So the name of the kid from the sponsor a child comercial popped into my head while I was masturbating this morning. Needless to say I will now be now be donating out of guilt.
I'll be honest, I too would punch the 21 year old version of myself in the face, and then have rough sex with him.
I want a shirt that says, "I'm sorry for the things I said when it was Taco Tuesday"
My sister's exploding appendix just cock blocked me...
Aka I'm headed to the liquor store because I don't know how to handle my emotions.
I sent him a tex saying, "I thought my intentions were clear" drunk me has some balls.
How do you confess that you've had phone sex with your fiancé's brother's ex-girlfriend's new guy she's dating who has also slept with your best friend?
Trust me, I’ve got a sixth sense about dicks that tells me if a guy knows how to fuck and it’s tingling. You need to prove me right!
I’m not going to bang him just to confirm your Dickth Sense
The Dickth Sense!!! I love it! It’ll be our first porno!
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