you kept running across the street. everytime you made it across successfully you took something off. can't believe there were no cops around...
oh thats it?
I would rather wake up to a truck driver than wake up to her
Packing for the trip... do they take Visa in South Dakota?
Just used my last prints at the library for brackets instead of final reviews. Hello March.
I miss your penis. And I totally say this as a friend. I just miss it because it's great. You should be very proud of it.
I like how washing the beer bong is now a regular part of washing the dishes.
in mid cry she says "I can be a whore if I want to"
getting kicked in the face by someone doing a keg stand. just my luck
I think she's perpetually drunk
It's all she knows
Can't talk right now. I'm doing tequila shots with my professor at some Mexican bar. That's how I prepare for finals.
My roommate told me he found me naked in the shower puking and when he asked why I was naked I said "you can't wear clothes in a shower"
Only real friends lend their restraints to engagedfriends to fool around with married strangers.
boys just don't understand what they're missing out on.
he's missing out on my boobs looking marvelous this evening.
So then edible panties?
Jesus no he likes candy too much, I'd lose a lip
Our livers get a hall pass for 2020, right?
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