Ask Niel how long his lasts if he plays with it a lot.
he says 15-20 minutes depending on the porn.
no his phone, idiot.
I saw your arrest video on youtube. you look so thin!
I want to say that being forced to stare at the 'no.1 boyfriend' collage behind his head ruined the sex but it just didn't.
I wanna thank you for having such slutty friends growing up. Your a great little sister
I would watch the shit out of some full house right now.
Seriously. All i can say is im covered in mud, my jaw hurts, i cannot straighten my arm, egg is everywhere, and there is a dead squirrel.
I walking on her passed out on her bed, clutching a burrito and the walking dead dvd on replay.
iphones do not disturb setting is the biggest cock block to my 3am booty calls
dude, you declined head because you wanted to tell her about how you put cinnamon in your weed. also, we're low on Chef Boyardee
I just took two shots of Burnerts out of a ladle. Get here now.
So I walked in on her and she had taped her fingers together and was crying and was whispering something about "how humbling it is being in constant glove mode"
I saw your dick pic and thought there goes the last thread of my heterosexuality.
But did u die
I found an onion in my purse
And to celebrate the raising of our lord I just purchased a bunny buttplug. Am I doing this Easter thing right?
There is eyeliner on my toilet. Vodka and I have a love hate relationship.
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