do you remember what downloading porn with a 14k modem was like?
Why is there 6 cases of kwic trip dounuts dumped in my bed? Best 34 dollar wake up of my life
she's a gynecology student. i don't know if my dick's ready for that kind of pressure.
It's Christmas week. I wouldn't know what to do if i wasn't hung over.
I'm sorry. But when a stripper driving a Bentley tells me I have potential..... I gotta at least listen to her proposal. God did not mean for me to waste these tits on law school.
I found out his name. Apparently we sat in the shower together and flooded the bathroom.
Traded my phone for pizza, then got it back this morning....successful night
Did you really just call a picture of your erect penis art?
I was just shot with a dart gun by one of my coworkers while walking to the printer. Ironically I was printing my resignation letter...
I think my penis runs off weed. I haven't smoked it 3 days and I have no sex drive what so ever
I don't remember much and some girl almost convinced me to jump off the bridge while she held my stuff...
You thought that you were playing full contact and started screaming "I will fucking end you! I will end you!" and tried tackling everyone in the room.
We were mid fuck, and he did a Kermit the Frog impression. Is it weird that I was strangely turned on?
Watching the awkward tinder date at the table next to mine is the most action I've had in months, so there's that.
i have two papers due tomorrow. contemplating if i should take adderall in my anus for full effects
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