woke up 7 floors down in the lobby...i my underwear. New high or new low?
New experience?
I just want to know how you cleaned her puke off the twister mat with no gloves. And didn't throw up
dude i just saw a topless girl trying to get into her locked car. im moving here
once the tequila comes in everyone elses feelings go out the window.
she danced around my room naked waving around the gold trojan magnum condoms singing "i have the golden ticket."
little did she know i was taping her the whole time.
I'm so horny
I have no idea who this is, but I'm up for a lecture on self-respect
Also, the wait staff kept prematurely clearing my Manhattans. Not sure if it was an oversight or a hint.
but you must be fair and judge his penis by normal penis standards and not let your vision be clouded by the rare gem of a penis you have recently encountered
Nypd just made jon and hayes chug their forties.
Really? And is this the kinda party we talked about earlier?
Yup. It's just me crying in a closet eating soup
Im laying on the couch wishing someone was here to pour wine in my mouth. I need an alcohol IV
My mom has finally acknowledged my soft spot for Russians. Finally.
I can't imagine anything that has a removal ass flap as being sexy
When I said I wanted you to make noise during sex, I didn't mean mocking ones.
I have seen you puke and 5 mins later rock my world. So there is hotness there that average people will never see..
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