ok think of it like jelly beans. if you can learn to like the licorice ones, youll always have lots of them because no one else wants them. its the same with fat chicks
Yeah. We was talkin. Its ok. My bed is too filled with pam for sex. Its like a slip and slide of butter product.
Also, I just saw a woman change into her stripper outfit in the bathroom at Target.
How many times can I tell him I wasnt expecting sex before he realizes I'm just too lazy to shave all the time?
well we could tame deer to let us ride on them. does that work?
I just want to jump into a ballpool of dicks now.
Yeah just got a blowjob at busch stadium during the cardinals game childhood dream realized
The milf did the body paint, come to the bar
It's been so long that I've occasionally forgotten I own a vagina
Circle jerk is a real thing. It looks like five innocent virgins in a closet at my brother's bar mitzvah. Yeah, I walked in on that.
I just watched in amazement as you had a full conversation about water temperature and bacteria with your pet goldfish.
I just had sex with the megalodon show on in the background and it was just as magical as it sounds
woke up and somehow me leather belt got torn in half. either we partied with the hulk or some chick just could not wait to see my dick. probably the former tho
I can't say too many people would say watching their drunk best friends fuck in a hot tub is very normal.
The same idiot-bubble, now just bigger and louder.
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