Hot guy, man whore rep, huge crush, alcohol that will fuck you up. I fail to see how this could go wrong
please. tell me to stop eating out of the trash.
i effin hate jeff goldbloom.
but i totally would still bang him
My cat puked at the same time as me. Makes me feel better about myself, except he can stand and I can't.
I'm babysitting and we're watching Barney and I don't understand why Barney can magically make band hats appear but he makes them make shitty ass instruments.
Barney's a jerk
i just threw up a quarter into the urinal in the bathroom at the bar. everybody else stared then cheered. that drunk
Unintentionally made him cum in his own mouth, and he just sat there screaming..
I kindof just wanted to go downstairs and let his dad know how good his son was at sex
I gave the naked guy in the hotel a pop tart. He stopped crying.
It was like a Thanksgiving meal, which you spend 8 hours cooking, and the family wolfs down in 20 minutes. All that flirting and build-up for like 90 seconds of pumping and he was gone in a flash, never to be heard from again.
Just googled myself and a bunch of boob shots of me came up. Apparently my phone automatically uploaded them to my google plus.
Please google me ASAP and ensure I corrected this...
So now your dad has seen my tits. You could have told me he was coming by to help paint.
I didn't think you'd be painting the kitchen topless.
I couldn't find a shirt I was willing to ruin.
I could not add him. He gets 5 likes on Instagram.
Sometimes I feel like my vagina has a photographic memory of his penis. It sucks that he got engaged....
So do you guys remember Danny from Tinder?
Sorry I only remember personality traits, not names.
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