I think I won the penis lottery.
Black out sex on the trampoline? yes please.
All we had was a keg so we played edward nalgene-hands
You know i think she's just using me for sex
I hate you.
Just watched a deer get gangbanged in my front yard by 5 bucks. Wtf animal kingdom
You want a summary? Scottish women that start drinking at 7 am. Cherries soaked in moonshine. Japanese beer. Old men smoking stuff that I'm pretty sure is illegal here and in Japan. One is doing a karaoke striptease. There's your summary.
I can taunt you with whatever I want. Like batman and sex.
We can put you in charge of something
I can be in charge of being more wasted than anyone there so everyone feels comfortable being ridiculous
Remind me in the morning that I've now seen a guy do crack. That actually happened. I'm at the wrong party.
.As long as you're some how patriotic with your sexual escapades, I can support it.
I found a door knob in my purse this morning, I hope whoever it belonged to doesn't need it today.
hahahah
He knows whenever I get drunk I'm going to call him and make fun of his major. Its like a reverse booty call.
Ugh, once again I had to block the view of him peeing off the hotel bar balcony, I earned those free drinks!
So we were fooling around last night and suddenly Like A Virgin popped up on his itunes
OMG haha What did he say?
He told me that if I laughed, I would have to leave.
I slept with six men with different nationalities this week. Who says I'm not a woman of culture?
Randomize
