Our Neighbors are trying to steal our ducks!
Bts the comment you were making during that picture was "look we have penises"
he just watched a baby story on tlc while high and just called me screaming he never wants me to get pregnant
then he said we can't have sex anymore because ill hate him.
No, I'm only going to drink half my paycheck. That's the responsible thing to do.
it doesn't count as moral degradation if you win the strip off -right?
I just got a facebook invite to join a group called "bring back the old franzia spout." i never want our generation to grow up.
Sharon took in a random bleeding stranger drunker than her, named her Nicole, and is feeding her jello shots on the toilet
dont worry it didnt get any better. she locked herself in his room and was screaming at the top of her lungs "IM GUNA PEE ON YOUR BED"
By this time tomorrow I expect us to be sitting at the kitchen table either playing a drinking game, or crying. Set an alarm
I broke up with him in the bar & then asked him if he wanted to have a contest to see who gets the most numbers. I say I took that break up well
Told my prof I have mono so that he won't judge me when I show up hungover and looking like shit to class every day.
Just skip
Please. i have SOME standards
why does CNN give a flying $@*# about the royal baby so, so much?
i hope they name him Joffrey
By talk him into it I assume you mean blow him into it.
Okay so I just had a really great idea
no.
When we found you, you were half crying/half singing Taylor swift songs at 2am in the bathroom, and occasionally puking. I think I get "friend of the year" award just for putting up with your drunk ass all night.
Randomize
