I will come over but only if I don't have to take my sunglasses off for it
discovery: the myth about swedish girls giving good head? not a myth.
i pretty much saved your life. you were so conviced that your nail polish remover bottle was "Vodka Lemon"
It was an igloo shaped doghouse, I was obligated to hotbox it
We ran out of toilet paper the last week, so we just took showers to pee
I think I might stay on campus instead of going home for thanksgiving and see how many townies I can hook up with and no one will be around to judge
You told me you aren't worried about the police that you've been training for this an that the last three months of your life have been devoted to building up your stun gun tolerance and pepper spray recovery time.
Those drunk pictures you took of me? My mom is showing those to my grandparents.
why do all the dudes in this porno look like billy ray cyrus
We got drunk and crashed a fifty year old woman's birthday party for the food. Whoops.
Hey, it's not my fault that you had a shitty bed frame that couldn't handle the rough sex you're into.
No,she came up with a new game: "Where is the most interesting place I can show Drew my asshole?"
If I walk downstairs and Kelly is fucking in the laundry room again I'm gonna die
Be careful, there is sex in the air.
What do you think would be the best way to remove a baby carrot from a vagina?
Randomize
