But i just feel like he will pull it out and ill panic. I mean its fairly basic. Up and down. But i feel like ill just freak out.
I am coming home for anal
* a nap*
on the way to work, i saw an empty wine bottle sitting in the middle of an intersection. i thought of you.
i can respect that.
I hope the prosecutor is a dude cause my lawyer is hot.
I have 11 glasses of water and one beer on the table infront of me. Have to keep going to different bartends to get more. There are only two though and I think they've caught on
I literally stabbed myself so I had a valid reason to get out of having sex with her
I just remember getting him back by licking the window on his truck.
But for future reference, it might help your game if you don't tell the girl you're trying to get on your dick that she's "not the worst thing you've ever seen"
If you come home soon there's a stripper in the shower. Don't be alarmed
I could go for watching some naked price is right. Looks like a good time to me.
Move ovrr Titanoc and all you others. Heres the real tale of woe. This ladys failed search for boozdy goodnezs.
You're the only person not starstruck by him
Yes. That tends to happen after you regularly lick someone's balls.
That is cause you are some weird type of mutant that lives off of Alcohol.
Just had to tell a NYC cop I was doing the Dougie in a houndstooth jumper so he could find me in the security video.
Hey man, he's too drunk to remember what you said. What drugs are we buying and when should we expect them?
Randomize
