she had the hairiest bush ive ever seen. it looked like a spoiled head of lettuce.
The seats are awesome but you see two of each player.
remember earlier when I said I was over sex with random boys? take it back take it back take it back
I'm at the airport and there's a guy wearing all camoflash to go hunting .. Should I bump in to him and say woahh sorry didn't see you there?
He picked me up for our 1st date and saw my roommate crying on the floor Fabreesing her vagina...
Dear, was it your thong we found wrapped around my hairbrush next to Rachel's bed? Please explain.
Every time I think about it I can feel His toe in my mouth and I gag, I'm scarred for life.
I already googled the effects of Molly with my antibiotics, I should be fine.
Why is there even a knowledge base for that?!
I want to throw all of their shoes in the pool so I feel like there is some justice in the world
I saw it and almost just was like "Ice breaker: your penis is massive" but I didn't.
The cops just came to this party I'm at and ate all of our snacks
Dude just crushed our bbq lays and told us to quiet down
I knew it was a bad night when the only thing I could remember was you force feeding me tortilla chips as I hugged the tire of my car and begged to have my stomach pumped.
I'm very aware of my heart moving the blood in my body.
Once the overwhelming "oh god my crotch is on fire" wears off, that excite stuff is really nice
Saw a sign that said the chorus of never gonna give you up was enough time to wash your hands. Coronavirus has Rick rolled me.
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