i bet jesus would rush if he went to usc
I love how adderall is equivalent to money on a college campus. just got a ride home and paid the driver in adderall...yeeah buddy
My mom just bought me $200 worth of booze on the condition that I promise I won't have to go to rehab eventually
On a list of weird places to get a bj, how weird is in the basement of a pharmacy
i checked my sent messages this morning and i had apparently tried to text the bar, saying "idk what i drank, do you?"
sellin beer in gallon jugs is both the best and worst idea ever. Im only gonna have one beer...but its gonna be 128 ounces.
he tried to make a toast, but hit the moving ceiling fan with his beer instead
So you have no knowledge as to why I am hearing loud repetitive mooing from next door?
i don't care if its just a preseason game, my pick up a guy and suck him off in the bathroom skills are in midseason form
why is my underwear the only thing i was wearing that smells like vodka?
you seemed to enjoy falling down hill
wow, never heard the last few months of my life put so succint
Dating Detox Day 5: had to go out and buy new batteries. this may be harder than I thought
just walked into the study room and found an empty bottle of vodka and a passed out freshman. Did you have anything to do with this?
You're telling me you've never sent a picture of your cock to a girl and then were all like "Oops, sorry, wrong person! By the way...You like?"
Also, as my manager i'm going to put you in charge of making sure i don't drown.
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