It's weekends like this that make it obvious why we have to pay to come to college.
People were autographing me. I'm like the spring break yearbook
The bouncer asked you what your sign was and u replied "syracuse"
My tits are coming out a minimum of ten times
VODKAVODKAVODKAYESSSS
At some point I'd like to figure out how the weird kid from sociology ended up on my couch naked hugging what appears to be some sort of clothing....seriously it's creeping me out
Blacked out, Had to be carried out of the bar again by two large black bouncers. Asked them to be my "boo thangz" Again.
We knew it was a good time to leave when you spilt the salsa on the ground and were trying to put it back in the jar with your hands
I like how my motivation to lose weight is so I can wear a nude bikini and get covered in body paint for the tribal party. Priorities.
I threw up in the darkest corner of the bar last night, then watched 2 girls freak out in disgust after walking through it. I then realised I puked on the dancefloor, took a picture and proceeded to send it to my mom.
I'm drunk and I have your birth certificate
there are no losers in shot checkers. only winners.
Easy. Go to walmart, buy a bag of charcoal. everyone gets a present and it's cheap.
I did not pay that kind of money so that It could be hidden. that bra needs to shine in glory so that it can be seen by the world.
The awkward moment when you're leaving the most attractive guy you've ever been with and you're trying not to shit on yourself. Fucking welcome to my life
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