bella threw up all over the kitchen floor then looked at me, laughed, and walked away
isn't bella the cat???
that she is
so my car got towed last night. I didnt know it cost 118 dollars to have a college experience
She made Precious look like a solid 6.5.
making an appointment with student health services to check out my pinkeye on 4/20. they are going to thing this is such a joke
After skinny dipping in your pond, I think me and tequila have added a whole new dynamic to our relationship.
I'm still in shock that he came by my house for five minutes dropped off a Teddy bear and went to the strip club on valentines day
I think there was chlamydia in those woods.
He took off his priest costume and proceeded to dryhump the teletubby.
you were like "guys ... i think i got fingered while dancing tonight"
our poor poor cab driver
It was like getting a handjob from a frost giant
I'm home alone for the next hour and a half, I expect soup and and a willing attitude to do drugs from one of or both of you girls.....annnnnd go
And then we will celebrate by drinking and making fun of him. As per usual.
I like her. She smells like old lady but tastes like whiskey
First poop in my apartment for the summer, officially settled in. :)
Have you ever been so high that you felt like corduroy? I'm at that level.
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