I'd wear matching sweaters with you
I just did your MASH and your life is pretty unfortunate. Youre marrying the tech guy for love. you live in a shack and you're a hooker and you make $1 a day. you drive a brown limo and you have 7 kids
My milkshake brings 85 to 90 percent of the boys to the yard
i love my job...i have craft hour at my desk w twizzlers
can u grab me a application
Next weekend I am getting a library card and staying my whore ass home.
I hate drunken dyslexia, i thought she said "someone to do" not "something to do" long story short i now have a restraining order.
I crashed her parents' car cause she was giving me road head. Its probably best to just let them think I'm a bad driver.
found a ham sandwich in the elevator it tasted so hungry and it was still fresh. dont be mad at me. you know you love ham.
You were rubbing sand all over yourself and everyone else and claiming you were "EXFOLIATING."
So, were they human bite marks at least?
Your guess is as good as mine.
It's dollar drink night and I have my honors society initiation tomorrow. Somehow I think this will not end well.
Wow. Ok who would waste Game 7 ticket on kids?!
Poor parenting at its best
So? Find me, fuck me, then you can go to sleep and I'll leave.
Wow. That's the most amazing thing anyone has ever said to me.
did you make it home?
i'm in a room and it looks like mine :)
hahah close nuff if it isnt
He was someone so memorable that I'd completely forgotten he'd existed up to and during the encounter
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