i just want his dick, seriously i'm about to take trifiling lessons. we'll call my alter-ego blair and she will screw his brains out, girlfriend or not.
Being pregnant is so damn inconvenient for my sex life.
Jeremys mom is here. I gave her mad jello shots and now were griding. ima give it to her: ultimate payback for him fucking my gf.
I'll never ask another girl to get on top again, that girl from the bar last night got on top and shit diareah all over my ball sack while she was cumming.
That weatherman I hooked up with is on TV again
no. it doesnt count as road head if youre parked
The sound of my own breathing is making my head throb. That hungover.
candyland with pharmaceuticals ... what could go wrong
you told the police officer you wanted to be just like her one day but not a lesbian
I am in an eBay bidding war over a build a bear one direction tshirt, this is who you choose to bone
his penis was like the majestic horn of a unicorn and I came like a million trumpeting rainbows.
I woke up on the floor with 2 cartons of cigarettes, a box of chocolate bars, and a business card for a man named Larry. Don't remember him, but if the Rols on his card is his, I might throw him a mouth party...
just had sex in the back of my high school auditorium #dreamcumtrue
I couldn't be more proud to be a cougar. Just wondering how these twenty somethings learned how to fuck so well? Must be porn.
Well she's 'call Wayne Gretzky a whore' drunk so you tell me.
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