i'm so desperate for a drink right now i looked up the recipe to make pruno
This bar is like a mediocre whore house....but free
I never Thought the day id see a chick shove a 2liter up her vag. that happened last night
she moved to the other side of town, do you realize how far i gotta walk to get a blow job???
I can't tell if I miss summer or 5 times a day sex more.
I have discovered that there is nothing that a giant penis attached to a southern accent can't talk me into. yee-haw!
Most adult booty call ever. Ha. We got down to business and still got to watch the colbert report.
Hey, ok if I kidnap you? I wanna test a theory.
btw telling the cab driver, that took you to your booty call that is now returning your wallet that you left in his cab, that you want to hug him is awkward
I told him his only options were from behind or me on top. I was not about to mess up my $80 blow out before graduation.
you were caressing the jar of pickles then you looked down and whispered to them "I want you inside me"
they set my background as his mugshot to remind me "having a big penis won't be a valid excuse in a court room."
Lesson learned:nothing good comes from an at home wax kit.
dude if looks could fuck you two would've been naked in front of everybody
He said when the pizza came I zip locked one slice and went to the couch and snuggled with it. Does that give you an idea of how my night was?
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