So how did finding that girl you know on GGW go?
I was so pissed when it just previews her all covered up. It would have been easier to just have sex with her
Yeah but then you would have a case of genitals gone wild
I'm in a subway station watching a tranny do her makeup. This is like watching a unicorn giving birth.
Well the light went out so I was throwing up by candle light. Strange moment in my life.
Truelife: I made out with my ex-boyfriend's girlfriend this weekend. Thank you Captain Morgan...
Was she wearing cherry chapstick??
No. Life's not always a fairytale.....
So two questions...why am I covered in muffins and are there pictures of this.
Girl next to me in class just said to her friend "and I haven't even cried yet." Challenge accepted
Guess who won bingo at the senior center and is going to jail all in the same night?
The bartender just asked me if I owned stock in Jameson. I've been here for less than an hour and he's already judging me.
There is no way I am paying you $5 apiece for pot brownies you found behind a dumpster. $2, maybe.
She just tricked me into telling her the balance of my 401k... She's like a gold digging jedi mind trick ninja
Spring Fling is on 420. The theme better be 'Flower Child'.
I want there to be fog machines and unicorns.
Dude, she got "I party too much" skinny. She looks like a recovering drug addict.
I imagine my service panda will provide sufficient protection. At the very least it will be an irresistible cuddly distraction while I make good my escape.
Should I put the money for my dealer in a Christmas card? You know, make it more frstive?
Sorry. I was preoccupied thinking about penises
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